Yes we have heard you. We know that many of you are in jobs that don't let you fully communicate your true feeling about the people around you. You know the 5%ers.  Yes the people who were put on earth just to torture, confound, confuse, harass and annoy you. You know them as all around perfect assholes!  They are only still alive simply because it against the law to kill them. That's why we have enlisted the help of Duckman, Yes let Duckman say what's on your mind to all those self absorbed, I'm better than you, My Shit don't stink rude arrogant people!!   J and M are frustrated that they can't tell off some of the people that they deal with so we at snappypants will do it for you.. Click here for Duckman Sound clip J from Jackson NJ had a minor car accident so we had our attorneys Stunuad, Stugats and Schmeil Not real attorneys they just look like them.  Call the person who hit J's car Click Here for the sound bite Snappy decided to order take out food however there was a language problem Click here for the sound bite Jack from NJ was interviewing an electrician to do a major project Click here to see how it went The Central Scrutinizer makes a phone call  Snappy goes to the Dentist Click Here Ever wonder what to say after your girl asks Weren't You Listening? or Didn't Your here me? Click here for the Answer

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