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If you have any
idea's on subject matter,geographic area's to discuss,
relationships,traffic,bed wetting,your niegboors daughter let me know...I
promise to do my best to obliterate that subject and put it in real laymans
terms(hehehehe)!!
*Also we have had an
over whelming request for the illustrated phamplet on how to "SMUGGLE
GERBILS" effortlessly .We are doing are best to fill your orders
quickly.In the meantime please enjoy the following video...that is if you
are bright enough to have used a desent connection to view this site.
By the way has, we have recently
aquired photo's of an actual "HAMPSTER CANNON" and are currently
doing the best we can to get them up on the page. Please allow us to varify
them with the "CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER" before the posting!!
Here are some coming attractions!!
 This
is the expression Hamsters have when approaching an unidentified black hole
at TERMINAL VELOCITY!!
This is the expression of the
receiver upon
GRATIFICATION!!
Oh is it just me, or has anyone
else ever "FELT LIKE THIS SOMETIMES"
"EVER
WONDER" 1.How many of you
just start dating a new girl,finally get her back to your house...sit her
down on the couch,start talking to her,and then realize that you have to
"FART"!!2.Ever pick your nose
sitting at a traffic light in rush hour!!
3.Ever wonder why
it's ok to "wipe your ass with your hand"...then "eat a shit
load of french fries without a fork"! But when someone spits out a
"LOOGIE"we consider that disgusting!
STRANGE
How many of you are
guilty of walking and farting at the same time!!
Stick your finger in
your belly button..now swirl it around 5 times quickly..now smell..are you a
filthy bastard?
This kills me....WHAT
THE FUCK DOES THE INSIDE OF YOUR NOSE SMELL LIKE?
If a woman is
"having a period"....then shouldn't she shut the hell up!!
Ever feed "PIGEONS"alka
seltsa just to watch them explode!
Look even this
"BASTARD" is getting some <--------I
just can't help myself!!
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